Thank God for Ms. Mentor

The Chronicle: Career Network: 04/26/2002: "The New Faculty Wife"

However, even though the "Angel in the House" may be no more, remnants remain, lurking around every corner.

At least for this NFW.

edited to add:

here is another bit of advice for the faculty wife:

(is this for real?)

"As a faculty wife in the university setting, you have the opportunity to take this "Christmas Gathering" approach and use it to reach other couples or faculty wives with the gospel in a relaxed holiday atmosphere." (source)

oh, and there is more:

"Faculty wife. What do you think of when you see those words? Some read it and feel boxed in, while others feel honored and privileged." (source)

right.

I also found some strange site where the faculty wife comes home and gets spanked by the professor. (source) (not 100% work safe)